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Academics Fear �Back-Door� Abuse of Proposed Three-Strikes Plans

SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND -- A Sheffield University law professor and one of her students have analyzed a proposed �three-strikes� law that would disconnect serial copyright violators from the Web and denounced the proposal as a gateway to wholesale abuses of personal liberty in the European Union.

Net Spy NebuAd and its Clients Sued

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- NebuAd Inc., a Silicon Valley company that became infamous during recent congressional hearings about online consumer privacy, violated federal hacking and wiretapping laws when it employed deep-packet inspection technology to spy on internet users� surfing habits without their knowledge or consent, according to a federal lawsuit filed November 10th.

Penthouse Casino may Feature Nude Dealers

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Las Vegas claims to be a wild place with secrets best kept within its city�s boundaries � yet its casino workers are completely clothed and even its strippers are rarely naked when near alcohol. Penthouse hopes to change all that.

Island Authorities Plan to Arrest Porn Stars

SRI LANKA -- Tea, coffee, cinnamon, rubber, sugar, coffee, indigo, and coconuts; appreciators of exotic flavors and practical products can purchase them and stimulate the Sri Lankan economy. Those hoping to sample some of the island country�s more erotic delights, however, are sold out of luck -- and those who contribute to such entertainments may very well be doing time.

Feds Free to Engage in Warrantless Cell Tracking

WASHINGTON, DC -- Think your cellular use is safe from prying eyes who that haven�t obtained a warrant up front?

Australian Sex Party to Launch Thursday

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA -- It�s all about the politics, but the newly formed Australian Sex Party isn�t above adopting a moniker designed to attract controversy if that will make its message stand out.

State Court Says Porn Shops Can Operate on Bank Holidays

HARRISBURG, PA -- Add this to the laundry list of trumped up excuses to interfere with perfectly legal adult businesses: using bank holidays to force sex related shops to close or endure legal sanction.

Robbers Return for Sex Store Sloppy Seconds

SAN RAFAEL, CA -- It was so much fun robbing the Very Intimate Pleasures adult shop the first time that the armed thieves may well have come back for a second full body fondle.

NETbilling Decides to Step Down � Rebilling Style

VALENCIA, CA -- Billing is a good thing. Ideally, it means that money will be received in exchange for services or products rendered. When things aren�t so ideal, it means needing to extend reminders that payment for services or products rendered is not merely a courtesy, but a requirement. With NETbilling�s newest innovation, dealing with less than ideal circumstances may not be unavoidable, but it can be a lot less frustrating.

PimpRoll Turns Over �Cross-Sell� Control to Webmasters

DETROIT, MI -- Affiliate members feeling like their links are out of control can breathe a sigh of relief � if they�re PimpRoll.com affiliate members, that is.